A Trail Among The Tombstones

Since The Simpsons annual Halloween special is coming in a few weeks. I reminisced about a few of my favorite episodes and running gags. One of these which they discontinued was the tombstones with humorous epitaphs that used to start the show. Then they stopped after season 6, smartly enough, with this one:

Since they stopped doing it, I thought I might do some of my own. 

Now admittedly these are not in the same league as the satirists on the show. 

-Han Solo Galura, checking out!

Why Me? pic.twitter.com/26keI45Npw
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Wish You Were Here pic.twitter.com/4jfZLtUVEK
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(Kill) Your Darling(s) pic.twitter.com/vKczphp9np
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Do Not Open Til Christmas pic.twitter.com/jEmHd1dyBJ
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Vacancy pic.twitter.com/IeaGKXk8XF
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Momentum pic.twitter.com/X8saCDpPw0
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Move On. pic.twitter.com/g6q9XC1car
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